Tuesday, May 21, 2013

STYLE RECAP: The 5 WORST DRESSED at the Billboard Awards

We promised that this week would be full of award show recaps and we’re keeping that promise! These are the 5 celebs that should fire their stylists ASAP.

5. Will.I. Am

Will.I.Am is an abstract musician making abstract beats, so naturally his clothing should look like abstract art right? Wrong! This guy is dressed like Zorro’s intergalactic cousin. We get that Will.I.Am’s look is supposed to match his highly synthesized, robotic sound but why in the HAYLE is the man wearing so many layers? The hat, the glasses, the jacket…it’s just too much!

4.  Justin Bieber

We put Justin at #4 but really he’s dead even with Will.I.Am. Where do we begin? The uneven jacket, the leather Hammer pants. It’s tragic! Justin Bieber wants to be Usher so badly he can’t stand it. Here’s a tip, Justin: if you want people to believe that you’re a MAN and not a boy, stop dressing like a member of the Backstreet Boys. Just sayin!

3. Taylor Swift

On a personal level, I find Taylor Swift annoying for many reasons. But that’s not what this is about! The girl looks like she just came from an afternoon on the boardwalk. Taylor, you’re a very cute girl, but can you try a little harder? Shorts and  t-shirt are nobody’s idea of a performance outfit. And the unicorn…Really? How old are you, 5?! Our suggestion: start dressing like a professional entertainer and not like you’re at a talent show.

2. Z La La

Who is this person? If we were more familiar with her she’d get #1, but since this is her first offense we’ll let it slide.

1. Madonna

This look is tacky and tasteless. Madonna is a grown woman in her 50’s with credentials to back her up. If it’s our attention she’s trying to get, she already has it! So why the need for the barely-there, Lady of the Night outfit? Our request to Madonna: remind your fans that you’re the grand puba by allowing your presence to speak for itself! Take notes from Celine Dion.

Honorable Mention:

Miley Cyrus

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Morrison

Surprise! Nicki Minaj didn’t make the list this year! She has toned her look down, and even though she still looks like a cartoon character, Nicki has definitely stepped her game up! Good job Nicki!

Do you agree with this list? Who was the worst dressed in your opinion?

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